I asked a maple tree to tell a joke. It was super sappy.

What makes it OK for bats to just poop wherever they want? For a bat, every room is the bat-room.

Why don’t mummies go camping? They’re just too afraid to relax and unwind!

Why did Ironman sleep outside when it rained? To get some rust.

What do you call a baby owl swimming? A moist owlette.

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because she wanted her diamondback. 🤣😂🤣